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parking lot on smash

to have the nicest car in the parking lot
damn he has the whole parking lot on smash
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Perkiomen Valley High School

A high school in Collegeville, PA, that is not only “home of the Vikings” but also to some of the most cliquey friend groups in the area.

The underclassmen at the school never fail to have the best bangers and the seniors make it clear to the other classes that they’re the best. Half of the guys at PV are normal but have hoe girlfriends and the other half are rap-listening junkies who look like they climbed out of sewers. The bathrooms of the school are full of juuling students and the administration usually fails to stop them. Football is the only sport glorified by the district and every sports team at PV is a cult itself, especially the lax team. However, as it has the best student section in Southeast Pennsylvania, Perkiomen Valley’s sports games are always full of the most supportive and rowdy fans.

Because of the school’s well known rivalry against Spring-Ford High School, “rams are yams” is a common saying among PV students.
Guy one: “That kid seems cool. Where’s he from?”
Guy two: “Perkiomen Valley High School”.

“Rams are yams” - Perkiomen Valley High School student
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Perineum

I hate it when I have an itch on my perineum.
by Thomas Stephenson January 15, 2014
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Human Parking Cone

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!
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perkies

Firm, tight breasts with north-facing nipples.
Susan leant over and one of her perkies just popped out of her low-cut top.
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rockstar parking

parking in the first or second spot nearest to the destination.

parking in the closest spot available to your destination (not including handicapped designated areas).

parking right next to the door or the building.
Check out my rockstar parking spot!

I got a rockstar parking spot!
by 2loki September 2, 2005
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