Peenass

Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Tender space between penis and ass. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the creator of that gem as well. but you can't have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.

Mike: "Wanna go play some ball?"
Steve: "Sorry dude, I got a rash on my peenass from Franks Red Hot Sauce."
Mike: "WTF?"
Steve: "Yeah, My girlfriend puts that shit on everything, I mean everything."
Mike: "Apparently"

by Jacob Galloway November 25, 2013

penal sheath

The holdster (Ballsack) for the man rifle(cock)

That dudes penal sheath was so small it couldnt hold is rifle

by 2ndRedd April 4, 2009

penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003

peanas

a mixture of peanut,pussy,ass,penis

any really cheeky,dopy stupid punk-biatch

by EMANUEL November 25, 2003

Penal

Male genitals. Used as an alternative to the word penis.
Also can be used as a verb, penalise.

My penal is in bits at the moment after that insertion.
Im going to penalise the next guy who looks at me.

by Kozakster 5000 September 8, 2010

Penaldo

Penaldo is a guy that is a guy that is a guy.

Hey Penaldo

by Hahhsb December 13, 2021

Penalized

When you take the penis so hard that you're paralyzed.

Bro, I totally penalized her last night. She couldn't move for a solid 30 seconds.

by TheSecretSauce October 22, 2015