cheesy peanut butter

Something that is dull, but tries to appear significant or original.

Person 1: What do you think of that shirt?
Person 2: It is so cheesy peanut butter.

by darkstryker June 25, 2009

Ghost Peanut

What you find when you break open an intact, "sealed", normal size peanut shell and find nothing inside... you're looking at the ghost peanuts.

Brady was all excited to bust open a humongous three pod shell only to find nothing but ghost peanuts.

by WS Baggins December 27, 2011

peanut butter jar

A Peanut Butter Jar is the anus

Firsrt I was fucking her pussy. That got loose and boring. Then I decided to stick it in her Peanut Butter Jar. End of story.

by Tommy R June 12, 2005

peanut butter trail rider

A male who takes pleasure in having carnal knowledge of the anus. A male homosexual.

I can't believe there are so many peanut butter trail riders in sequin body suits at the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras.

by Ross Vidler September 13, 2006

peanuttiest

An open-faced sandwich often served as breakfast. Peanut butter is spread on a slice of bread and a layer of marshmallows is placed in the peanut butter. The sandwich is toasted (most commonly in a toaster oven, but the broil setting in a standard oven can be used).

When I was a kid, my mom made me a peanuttiest for breakfast almost every morning.

by Cyttocs February 10, 2007

Peanut Butter Taco Lunch

When a person squats over a woman's vagina and gently lays his/her fecal matter along the labia.

I gave my girl friend a peanut butter taco lunch last night.

by Taco Layer July 13, 2010

peanut sludge

the act of applying peanut butter to the anus (around the exterior or actual insertion) and having a pet (usually a dog) to lick it out. The goal of this is to result in pleasure for the peanut sludger. It is also considered to be a gross abuse of animal rights.

Someone call PETA! I heard that Dean is a peanut sludger!

by Truth's Razors September 13, 2010