Patronin'

To be intoxicated from drinking the popular tequila Patron.

1) You: I'll be at the party in 15 minutes.

Me: You better hurry up, everyone is Patronin' and everything.

2) You may be drunk, but I'm Patronin'

by One Rho March 23, 2008

expecto patronads

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.

My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.

by Uber sausage December 18, 2010

Patona

Big feet

Tu hermana es una patona.

by bonita applebum August 13, 2014

pappy patton

middle age balding man. Use when feel sympatheitic for pappy Patton if he feels depressed, rejected or lonely. Originated from "Oh Brother Where Art Thou?"

Back to the firestation pappy patton

by natters September 26, 2005

patrone

Tequila that is mostly meant for rappers to sing about and get drunk too, very tasty.

I'm on that Patrone so get like me-Yung Joc

by ifwnsejg July 12, 2007

patronitical

The act of patronizing a person. When one is in the act of patronizing another person or when being patonizing or condescending to someone. When one is actually being or acting in a condescending manner, usually apparent due to the attitude and speech of the person in the act of patronizing,the person in the process of talking down to or belittling another or acting superior to others.

Matthew has been so patronitical lately. Yet he has no grounds to behave in such a patonitical manner. He is no better than you or I.

by Chris Bice April 2, 2005

patron troll

A persons zodiac troll (in relations to homestucks)

My patron troll is Equius.

by Awkwardly December 15, 2016