The use of your environment to move from point A to point B in the quickest time possible.
Often times considered a sport, but that is false. Parkour is more of a lifestyle than a sport. It cannot be a sport in that there are no rules, teams, nor strict styles and "fields".
Many people will form a "team" but do not realize that it is only a group or club. More often considered a community.
Commonly confused with Freerunning
Often times considered a sport, but that is false. Parkour is more of a lifestyle than a sport. It cannot be a sport in that there are no rules, teams, nor strict styles and "fields".
Many people will form a "team" but do not realize that it is only a group or club. More often considered a community.
Commonly confused with Freerunning
by keiien November 28, 2012
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1) Is from a broken home, particularly with herion addicted parents
2) Is a herion addict
3) Slit an old lady's throat for 35 cents
4) Stole the faceplate of your car stereo rendering it useless
5) Uses Salvation Army vouchers to eat, yet drives a $70,000 dumped BMW
6) Asks 5 year olds if they are 'chasing'.
7) Someone stupid enough to get caught and go to prison in the first place.
Shoot these people in the face on sight. There is no such thing as reform or public reintegration.
1) Is from a broken home, particularly with herion addicted parents
2) Is a herion addict
3) Slit an old lady's throat for 35 cents
4) Stole the faceplate of your car stereo rendering it useless
5) Uses Salvation Army vouchers to eat, yet drives a $70,000 dumped BMW
6) Asks 5 year olds if they are 'chasing'.
7) Someone stupid enough to get caught and go to prison in the first place.
Shoot these people in the face on sight. There is no such thing as reform or public reintegration.
1). Stupid junkie parolee stole my car stereo faceplate!
2). Stupid junkie parolee is selling 10kg of coke to an undercover cop!
2). Stupid junkie parolee is selling 10kg of coke to an undercover cop!
by Yayo December 13, 2004
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Get the parody mug.The best thing invented since music. to me, its all about having fun, chilling with my friends, teaching the n00bs untill they get good, chilling with them. its only comparable to skateboarding. parkour is Art.
parkour is fun.
by ska26 July 26, 2009
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Person 1: Dude, you're such a parkour slave.
Person 2: You're just jealous because you can't do a lazy vault.
Person 1: :(. You didn't have to bring that up.
Person 2: Noob.
Person 2: You're just jealous because you can't do a lazy vault.
Person 1: :(. You didn't have to bring that up.
Person 2: Noob.
by PK 4 Me December 2, 2011
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The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.
The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.
David Attenborough (narrator): In his natural habitat, the wild Gen Z is now engaging in his usual ritualistic behaviour that ecologists have now termed " app parkour ". Ecologists are still trying to find out the main reason behind this odd behavioural trait, and whether there is any evolutionary benefit to this adaption as opposed to checking one's smartphone only when necessary.
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
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i wonder if that guys dick is sore from that hard core parkour
i wonder if that guys dick is sore from that hard core parkour
by hard core parkour January 4, 2010
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