Parking by Braille

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.

Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).

by weaselpuss March 26, 2009

palking

To piss and walk at the same time.

As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"

by baby fritz May 24, 2009

parking lot tour

The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.

WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!

by YAWA January 26, 2020

penis parking

A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.

She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.

by TOMLOL January 1, 2007

packing heat

The concept of one's penis size being large while during a flaccid state.

"I saw his bulge, he must be packing heat!"

by Bigdicklarry March 2, 2008

parking lot

The place to get down and dirty grinding to ghetto fabulous sounds while the haters drivin' by get their jealous on.

All them inside Applebee's be trippin' when they see Erika and Kyle doin' their damn thing in the parking lot, shakin' like woah.

by ERIKYLE (holla) October 8, 2008

parking inspector

The most pathetic type of person existing on the planet.

I want to be a parking inspector when i grow up so I can be a shit bloke.

by The Ant October 31, 2006