Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

by iwebu August 13, 2014

Bomb-proof

To be be immune to almost every possible jumpscare where one would barely flinch, if at all.

I nearly crapped myself playing that game, yet here you are breezing through it. You're so bomb-proof!

by The Amazing Meh-man June 2, 2017

Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo May 4, 2018

Jouf-proof

Nukable, gore-Tex material, DWR, dog proof, child proof, cat proof, put it on a heater proof, pretty much anything proof.

Yo, my jacket survived 9/11!

Yeah but was it jouf-proof?

by JacobSND December 4, 2018

100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.

Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.

by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020

Past-Proof

Words, opinions, or statements that can be said without fear of being scrutinized for things that have happened in the past.

Dinosaurs are dead. That sentence is past-proof.

by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020

Homer-Proof

Only one simple step is usually given. Where Idiot-proof isn't enough. Its as simple as pulling a Tab, sitting down, eat, sleeping.

Are you sure this is idiot-proof?

I more than that, its Homer-proof and you definitely can't go wrong with that.

by VeeZee07 July 31, 2020