Definitions by 696dfsdnkg

100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.

Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.

100 Proof Mustache by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020

Blue room 

The room where you realize reality is shitty because of the worlds total of low life fucks continues to grow.

Bro... this can’t be real. We must be in the blue room effect right now.

Blue room by 696dfsdnkg December 29, 2019

Terry

The name for a girl some the some trashy guys are born with. Terry is usually to first to lend you a stolen item as he takes one from behind your back. He typically tries selling your own items due to such high levels of stupidity and sad pussy excuses. Usually tries covering up lies with worse lies before he drives home searching for people to stalk before going home and fucking a wife the size of a whale.

Someone stole my rent money. All my buddy’s are telling me it had to be a terry.

Terry by 696dfsdnkg December 29, 2019

Sweepy Gummer 

It’s the favor you can do for your significant other if you are mentally unstable and have fake teeth and perform oral sex after removing dentures while they doze off to sleep.

David told me the other day that Tracey lost her teeth and gave him a sweepy gummer before bed.

Sweepy Gummer by 696dfsdnkg December 28, 2019

skeezing 

Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.

Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.

skeezing by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019