Productocrastinate

verb(productocrastinating ; past productocrastinated)

When you're doing something productive in lieu of what you should be doing. e.g. laundry instead of homework. feeding your dog instead making food for yourself.

I just productocrastinated a huuuuge healthy shit instead of answering the landlady's phone call

I think I'll productocrastinate some cookies for study group while I think about that chapter outline

by productocrastinator March 13, 2013

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productive nigga hours

hours 6 a.m to 8 a.m when niggas are the most productive

hey NIGGA wanna smoke at sad nigga hours?
Nah Nigga i gotta get up and hustle at productive nigga hours

by DjFlacid August 12, 2017

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Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.

Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.

by kid cuisine February 8, 2019

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producticy

marta and mayas friendship word
combination of spicy and productive. can be used when someone is looking spicy and being productuve

A: "mannn look at you being all productive"
B: "yeah well I try and get my work done on time"
A: "okay but did anyone tell you how spicy you look today?"
B: "well I guess that makes me producticy then"

by okayimnotusingmyrealname March 7, 2021

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produstination

Procrastination on one task by being productive on another non-essential task.

"I produstinated so much yesterday. I had a major report I needed to get done but I spent the whole day cleaning the house, instead."

"Damn. Did you at least finish the report today?"

"No... I changed my tires."

"Fuck, that's some serious produstination."

by MastersRafeMasters November 18, 2022

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