Poose

(pôô-­ss)
1. The slang term used to describe the byproduct of when one is emitting fecal matter from their rectum, at the same time as they are releasing urine. It is derived from the combination of the slang terms, "poot" and "piss".

1. "Man, Elaine left some rank poose in your toilet"
2. "I got so scared, that I poosed my pants"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

Poosed

To be poosed is to have an unwelcome guest enter your room, and akwardly stand until they realize they are not welcome in your room.

Guy 1: "Yo dude I was just chillin in my room and I totally got poosed"
Guy 2: "wow bro that sucks, he got me too like five minutes ago"

by winbro December 8, 2009

Pooser

A loser and a Poser mixed together

Girl One: Did you see that new girl with the blonde hair and blue eyes?
Girl Two: She seems like SUCH pooser

by lolsomuchicantevenstopmyself!! March 15, 2010

pink poose

a reference to a weak minded ugly child, often a social outcast and physically weak, although they dont think they are

i cant believe he actually thinks he can beat him up! what a pink poose!

by Joshua Stevens June 3, 2007

Poosal

Cowerdly Fart

You are a Poosal.

by The Nius of G November 18, 2003

pooshkie

One who steals catch phrases from their friends and clamis them as their own.

She is a total pooshkie!

by Piggy May 22, 2005

Pogostick Fatality

Pogostick Fatality band from Portland, Oregon. Recently they played at the Roseland for Battle of the Bands.

Dude, Pogostick Fatality is short!

by Angry Gar, The March 19, 2008