Poon Job

The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).
If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.
by Weh May 23, 2006
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Poon Juice

A slippery, wet substance created by a womans vagina or poon, usually before sex, or when sexually aroused. Poon Juice serves the purpose of lubricating.

Dude, Danyelle was so horny last night- I was dripping wet from head to toe with poon juice by the time her and I finished having sex.
by BiP0larBear July 27, 2006
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poon platoon

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest
Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!
by me_gusta_ducharte February 05, 2010
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Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.
A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.
by andood January 27, 2009
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Poon Tang

That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)
There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!
by 38 Caliber Kimo April 05, 2003
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Poon Shoes

When a person, usualy male, sticks his feet in two women's vaginas at the same time.
Because Stephan had a serious foot fetish, he used his biznatches as Poon Shoes.
by Skiz The Invader March 31, 2007
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mad poon

This is a term used by chav's when a lot of vagina is acquired, or when someone has had sexual relations, and is celebrating.
Fuckin' 'ell, 'r' derrick got sum mad poon las' noight from 'r' stace, she was all over 'im!
by Spookaschlong October 15, 2015
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