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plutonium

I thought I was gold.

Then I found out I was plutonium:(
by Dick Tonium July 27, 2014
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non-platonic friend

A relationship which has either a romantic or sexual component, or both.
They have become non-platonic friends.
by letschatt November 26, 2013
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poon platoon

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest
Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!
by me_gusta_ducharte February 9, 2010
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platonic dating

a friendship which is usually stronger than most; if you were to date, there would be no difference in how you act around one another, except for an addition of possible kissing and similar actions; it's similar to dating without the title or actual sexual actions; the emotional part of dating is there, but that's it
A: why do you and C always text each other goodnight in such a sappy way?

B: we're platonically dating
A: you're what? platonic dating?
B: we're just friends but we as well be together without the actually kissing
A: oh cool
by Ezria Freak March 7, 2017
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platoon

when you got so many people in your squad its so big its became a whole army.
shit man i wouldn't fuck with that platoon, they got like 40 naggas
by thatwhitedude February 19, 2015
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plutonians

two spiky aliens from pluto who frequently appear on aqua teen hunger force. oglethorpe (orange) is the angry one who wants to rule the world. he has a heavy german accent. emory (green) is the laid-back one who doesn't want any trouble. they have smoked weed, stolen cable tv, and tried to create a clone of master shake. they also fight the mooninites in "spacecataz" at the beginning of the newer episodes. both are named after universities in atlanta.
Frylock: Is there maybe a higher brain form that I could speak with?

Oglethorpe: Nein! We are on a top-secret mission of world domination!

Frylock: World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-o.

Emory: Is that, like, an important place or something?

Oglethorpe: WHERE IS IT?
by d-shadow July 7, 2005
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platonic divorce

- the dissolution of a non-sexual, non-romantic relationship; usually the dissolution of a friendship

Platonic divorces are rarely hostile and normally occur when friends drift apart either on purpose or by chance.

Platonic divorces between women are often irreversible and can never return to the 'pre-divorce' state.

Platonic divorces between men are more easily reversed. It only takes a phone call saying, "Hey bud, I got a case of beer. You wanna come over to watch the game and get hammered man??"

Currently, platonic divorces between a man and a woman are completely irreverible.
e.g. After Gwen moved to Vancouver and stopped sending even Christmas cards, she and Maria platonically divorced.

e.g. Greg platonically divorced Jane after not being invited to her wedding.

e.g. I think Lara and I will get a platonic divorce if neither of us call within the next couple months.
by Howard P. January 6, 2005
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