pencil in a trashcan

normal sized penis and a large stretched out vagina, or, a normal vagina and a itty-bitty penis interacting

hey bob, i banged melissa the other night! she was so loose, it was like putting a pencil in a trashcan

by humantripod12 February 17, 2009

pencil case

A receptacle, usually a small bag, or rather, a "case," used to contain pencils, as well as pens, markers, other obscure writing utencils. Also contained may be stationary items such as white out, white out tape, highlighters, paper clips, scissors, post-it notes, mini post-it notes, brightly colored post-it notes, post-it notes in fun shapes, mini staplers, mini staples, mini rulers, mini tape measurers, protractors, compasses, mini calculators, and the odd brad or two. Some students like to store their breathmints (preferred brand: vicky's mints) and/or pieces of gum in their pencil cases for easy access.
Pencil cases are available in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors, and patterns, usually a bit longer than the length of a pencil. Everyone has a practical use for one. Young third grade students may use the larger, plastic models to store their crayolas and gluesticks, while disgruntled eighth period honors precalc/ trigonometry teachers have a more complex model with many zippers and straps to organize contents. A dandy surprise content of a teenage student's pencil case would be a condom.

Sarah: "Meghan, wherever shall I store my pencil, mini colored fun shaped post-it notes, vicky's mints, and condom?"
Meghan: "Why, in your pencil case silly!"

by looking4inspiration March 19, 2005

pencil cruiser

when a young woman goes on a cruise on which she plans to swim, and unfortunately gets her period, forcing her to wear tampons during her whole vacation.

Poor Desiree got her period on the day their ship left and her friends called her a pencil cruiser.

by Phill McCrackin July 1, 2008

Pencil Drumming

The act of tapping stationary (most commonly pens or pencils) on the edge of a table or book to emulate the rhythm of a song played on one's ipod or in one's head. This inevitably has the effect of irritating everyone around the pencil drummer and causing him/her to be hit around the head with a textbook, salmon or any other heavy object to hand.
Often accompanied by terrible, unaccompanied singing on the part of the drummer.

Person 1: 'dum da ba dum da ba dum da ba-'
SMASH
Person 1: 'Fuck dude, what was that for?'
Person 2: 'Quit pencil drumming. Douche.'

by Osemaj October 20, 2010

Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.

Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.

by PooponPoop October 14, 2011

pencil shavings

another word for cum.

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.

by wills0 July 28, 2009

Pencil Shavings

bad cheap/fake weed

"i was lik, wow, onli 5$?! buh later i foun out it was jus pencil shavings"

by kloo December 3, 2003