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Pastiness

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
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dirty pasties

dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin
no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"
by laaycbn // September 14, 2017
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Pasty Pioneer

Blud is such a pasty pioneer ☠️☠️☠️
by vigsfigs August 1, 2023
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pastie tits

Tits/boobsetc.. breasts that look like pasties
Look She's got pastie tits . Yeah she's got a nice body but she's got pastie tits
by Dirtysilence February 12, 2017
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Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.
by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019
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pasty flakes

a male faggot typically one who has very pale skin also large amounts of dandruff.
man that kid gavin is such a pasty flakes.
-yeah i know right?!
by Gavin Suter March 22, 2016
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pasty

He's a right pasty
by FitnessFirst June 16, 2021
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