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omega shenron

means that negative energy built up over the years and it hits you all at once fucking you over causing your world to come crashing down and want to commit suicide.
dude every thing was going fine till i met this girl and banged her now she might be prego total omega shenron im fucked!!!!
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omegle omega Omer OMES omega male omelette Omeed omegalul Omelet Omen

Chocolate Omelet 

Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.
Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."

Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
A website in which you can chat with a complete stranger from anywhere around the world at any time of the day. You are you and stranger is stranger. No info need be shared. Nevertheless, "ASL?" (age, sex, location) is the first question "stranger" asks you (unless the first thing asked is "horny?"). Expect to be approached 5/10 times by a guy who has so much sexual tension inside him that he has resorted to this website. 4/10 times, you will be approached by either someone from India, Indonesia, Korea, or any other oriental Asian country. Usually, these people are either sexualy frustrated or are just strange. Thankfully, the "disconnect" button comes in handy at this time. Finally, 1/10 times, you will encounter someone who seems pretty normal. You talk a little, exchange some info, and maybe even go on to chat through a webcam, a recent feauture omegle has to offer.

Overall, it's a pretty cool website and is great when you are bored or just want to talk and meet people. Some, however, take it to the next level and actually continue to communicate with "stranger," whomever that may be, through Facebook, or even find themselves actually meeting this person. Sure, there is a chance this person could be normal, but don't be dismayed when Chris Hanson is the face of the 16 year old hotie you thought you were talking to.

So, omegle is just for fun. Keep it to "you" and "stranger." No more.
How a typical chat may play out on omegle.com:

Stranger: Hi :)
You: Hey =)
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 male California. you?
Stranger: 16 female California :) where in cali?
You: LA area. you?
Stranger: OMG! SAME! If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?
You: hahaha
You: Bernie Lion. You?
Stranger: Veronica Henke :) do you have a webcam?
You: Yeah :)
omegle by judysequoia December 1, 2010
An anonymous browser-based chat room where the company (Omegle) places you in a one-on-one chat room with a random person. Regardless of what you and your anonymous chat buddy talk about, the conversation will ALWAYS end up about sex...ALWAYS.
Omegle Chat Room:

You: Hey, what's up?
Stranger: Hey, not much, what about you?
You: Not too much, just listening to music.
Stranger: What kind of music?
You: The Sex Pistols; they are my favorite band ever!!
Stranger: M/F?
You: ...Male...why?
Stranger: How big is your member?
Omegle by Ecowarrior12 February 9, 2010

Omega slap 

it is the slap of all slaps, it is preformed when the slaper lift hand to the sun to charge it with power then with all the strength they can muster it decends from the heveans the the face of the slapee thus delivering the most powerful slap known to man, the omega slap.
OMEGA SLAP!(as the only way you know it coming is due to the battle cry that the slaper must yell)
Omega slap by ThunderPunk November 8, 2009
Omeed is a weirdly productive procrastinator. He is very smart, but not smart at all. He is proud of where he comes from, even if it is the middle of no where. He has peculiar interests. He is a good friend.
Omeed is so cool He is the quintessence of ______.
Omeed by anonymous September 29, 2021