Old Guard

The Old Guard (French: Vieille Garde) were the elite veteran elements of the Emperor Napoleon's Imperial Guard. It was the most feared elite infantry formation of its day.

French soldiers often referred to Napoleon's Old Guard as "the Immortals"

by History Lover October 1, 2019

Old Lives Matter

In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?

Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?

Old Lives Matter...

by YAWA April 26, 2020

old granny

A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.

Damn man that old granny I banged felt so good!

by Gregory Stanton May 19, 2020

old bay

It's a tasty seasoning if you're in Maryland, but an annoyance if you're anywhere else. If you're in a deli in New York don't ask the guy at the counter if he has any Old Bay for your burger. Everyone in line will think you're a tool.

If you're in a deli in New York don't ask the guy at the counter if he has any Old Bay for your burger. Everyone in line will think you're a tool.

by thoma May 30, 2008

Old video games

Old video games rock. No matter how you slice it. Back in the day developers didn't rush to get their games out. Nowadays, when games are rushed for their release date, they lose features!! But thank god, many old games are still being played. Sadly, it only takes ten years for a game to become old. Hell, I know some kids who have never heard of Pokemon Crystal (THE most badass pokemon game ever.)!! Even the earliest Final Fantasy games are old, and still kick ass. I own a SNES and I play on that about twice as often as I do my Xbox 360. Sure, the gameplay isn't as nice on old consoles, but who cares?

Old video games rock.

I just beat MegaMan 2 in an ALL BUSTER RUN!!

by NAETORUDAMNIT!!!! May 27, 2009

old lady's cane

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.

You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!

by tcdacsap June 29, 2010

old school rap

Used when referring to early rap music, usually between 1970 and 1997-ish.
Primary focuses of old school rap are usually more docile than that of newer rap, focusing on simply hanging out, or looking for women, rather than glorifying crime and prostitution. The artists typically proclaim themselves 'drug free'.

"These are some kickin' jams!"
"That's old school rap at it's best!"

by Levi W. January 28, 2008