I am a fighter and not a quitter

A quote from Liz Truss, the shortest-serving prime minister of the United Kingdom, a day before she resigned. Used to claim that you will not give up (but you will actually quit a short while later, as expected).

Alex: I’m gonna finish my English essay. After all, I am a fighter and not a quitter!
Alex, one hour and two drafts later: I am resigning.

by Rhythm Heaven October 26, 2022

im god 8======D im not a femboy Woz

Something my stupid fucking bot said when i tried to get it to say a sentence
Oh my gODDD

My bot: im god 8======D im not a femboy Woz
Me: ok
My bot: joe
me: ok

by WideSteal321 February 14, 2021

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

It’s not a bug, It’s a feature

An excuse developers make in which a bug or a glitch in a program is supposedly “intentional” or an actual feature. Developers do this because they are too lazy to fix it.

User: “dear Dev, theres a bug where if someone buys something, it takes the money but doesn't give you the thing you want to purchase. can you fix this?”

Dev (the asshole): “It’s not a bug, It’s a feature. the script just needs someone to buy twice for it to double check. it’s definitely not a scam.”

by evan.gelical August 25, 2023

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

I'm Not A Lib

A poor misguided soul who has been brainwashed by the right wing media manipulation and spin.

I'm Not A Lib should shut off Fox News and perhaps think critically for themself about news issues of the day after informing themselves through several varied unbaised news sources before making wide generalizations about topics of the day.

by FreeThinker March 30, 2005

im not a monkey, im a scientist

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.

Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

by Memeulous June 2, 2017