Pedo-Stash

A pencil-like mustache that would be befitting a pedophile

Dude see Cien over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash we should call the police.

by Cienispedophile January 20, 2021

Pedo north 🍑

He is a creppy teacher he looks at girl, he is so creppy when doing that

Help Mr North is looking at me
Ikr what a Pedo north 🍑

by Madison but I'm calling her m December 20, 2021

pedo-zoo-necrophile

a predix, which describes a person with a mental disturbance, in which he/she is attracted to premature dead animals.

Who the hell has raped this poor little dead puppy?
- It must be a pedo-zoo-necrophile!

by Evil Ha'Kfar March 23, 2005

pedo van

The act of a pregnant woman having relations with a man whilst pregnant, with the man's penis breaking through the uterus and thereby penetrating the baby. The woman is literally having a child raped inside her, similar to the van pedophiles drive to attract their prey.

Bob:Dude, my mom was cheating with this black guy when she was pregnant, and he accidently gave it to her too hard and fucked the baby!

Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!

by pedobeargrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 25, 2011

Pedo-Pete

Your boyfriend how will try to have sex with you every night until he is satisfied. He will often bring his brother Gorgie in the mix for some very fun time. ;)

Oh my god Pedo-Pete made me run try last night from everything we did

by Panagis wants to be mine March 27, 2019

Beat a Pedo Day

One day on July 17th, all pedophiles surrender to be beaten to death by a ruthless mob, they will have no defense since there is no defense for their actions

Can't wait to celebrate Beat a Pedo Day

by not a pedophile that's for sur April 4, 2021

pedo-baiting

A game, played by sociopathic suicidal weirdos with no survival instinct

13 year old :

'look at that silver fox! I bet he likes me!'

Other 13 year old: 'yeah, but it's not true love unless he'll do time for you'
13 year old:' he will. I've been practising my pedo-baiting How's my innocent blink?'

by ami_one October 8, 2013