Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 14, 2023

ur grandpa a garbage bag

The only insult more devastating than ur brother a mother.

Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*

by WolfredMontgomery March 19, 2018

Listening to grandpas jukebox

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it

Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.

by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020

Grandpa

A person is older then you and acts like they know everything

Shut up you Grandpa

by Thatbidh tay March 10, 2021

grandpa

the guy that wants to talk about a book that he read about ww2 at thanks giving

shut up grandpa

by bot .exe October 08, 2019

Grandpa

A grandfather.

Grandpa and the kids were having fun

by the random. October 30, 2021

Grandpa

somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know

Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true

by how is every name taken August 10, 2023