the ninth of december

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).

Holy shit its the ninth of december , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021

free ninety nine

Something that is of not cost to you.

Hey, how much for your earrings?
They’re free ninety nine, actually!

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Alolan Ninetales

The Pokémon world equivalent of calling someone a silver fox.

Person 1: yo did you see the director of naranja academy in Pokémon Scarlet?
Person 2: Clavell? i think he’s a total Alolan Ninetales personally

by 4C1108 July 7, 2024

Thirty Sixty Ninety

Three way oral sex in a train like fashion whereupon the participants are oriented in a triangular way. Preferably with said participants varying in height

Dude I had a three way last night and we Thirty Sixty Ninety'ed for at least 10 minutes straight!

by Hypothermicinferno July 8, 2016

Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine

The amount of girls I have had sex with

"Dude, I've had sex with Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine girls".

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

two thousand and nineteen

A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.

Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).

by PonyTrainBoi January 5, 2019

December the Ninth

Jordans birthday.

The Never Yeti believer.

We still love him though... so..

Happy Birthday Jordan 🎂🍾🎉

When shall we celebrate all things Jordan? December the Ninth. Because its awesome like Jordan.

by A Minnesotan December 10, 2019