Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
Get the The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmaresmug. The feeling you get after waking up from a graphicly disturbing nightmare. Which leaves you fearful and wondering what the fuck is wrong with you that your brain created such disturbing things...
by Which lie July 9, 2016
Get the Post-nightmare Fearpressionmug. a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.
Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.
by sageisms January 4, 2018
Get the uncle paul nightmaremug. Meaning a nightmare in which something good happens. Even though it is very uncommon to happen to people while you dream, it's something to definitely remember.
"Was Kyle your best nightmare last night??"
"Yeah! I don't even like him, and he was making out with me!"
"Yeah! I don't even like him, and he was making out with me!"
by tiger.16 October 19, 2016
Get the your best nightmaremug. by Aflesher May 27, 2021
Get the Tords Worst Nightmaremug. hey wanna go watch the nightmare before christmas?
no that movie blows, lets watch the godfather or resviour dogs
no that movie blows, lets watch the godfather or resviour dogs
by j.d gallione July 2, 2006
Get the nightmare before christmasmug. The best fucking movie EVER. Based off a poem by God himself, Tim Burton. Ruined by the Nightmare Revisited CD and all the crappy wanna-be emo-goths who have never seen the movie and only like it because it's "dark."
To those of us who have been watching our entire lives (when it was still on VHS) and love it for it's amazing singing, animation and everything else, THANK YOU.
(I admit, I own NBC merchandise)
To those of us who have been watching our entire lives (when it was still on VHS) and love it for it's amazing singing, animation and everything else, THANK YOU.
(I admit, I own NBC merchandise)
Wanna-be: OMG I've NEVER seen NBC but I luhz it ne way!!!11one!!!
Me: Shut up before I beat you over the head with my Nightmare Before Christmas VHS.
Me: Shut up before I beat you over the head with my Nightmare Before Christmas VHS.
by tooLazytoThink July 24, 2010
Get the Nightmare Before Christmasmug.