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pinging the needle

When one becomes so intoxicated with alcohol that they could not possibly get any more intoxicated without vomiting, or remaining conscious. This is when your internal alcohol tolerance "meter" maxes out, or hits the limiter, thus, "pinging the needle."
"Holy shit, last night I was so sloshed I almost ralphed out the window of the car on the way home, but I just ended up drooling on myself- definately pinging the needle!"
by mike mclovin May 24, 2008
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Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.
It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
by T_Hark March 7, 2011
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big green needle

Lethal injection, usually in the context of animal euthanasia.

Comes from the greenish color of many medical syringes and the large volume of barbiturates they use to ensure a quick and certain death.

Sometimes capitalized or put in quotations for emphasis, i.e - "The Big Green Needle"

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"When I adopted Rover out of the animal shelter he was a week away from getting the big green needle, I'm so glad I found him in time!"

"It's sick how they dragged out Terri Schiavo's life that way. If she had been a dog they would have given her the big green needle years ago."
by Baroque T. Frankenheimer January 20, 2014
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what ya'll need

The phrase can be used in a formal sense as in commerce, for instance. Imagine the customer walks through the door to make a purchase... That person should most definitely be greeted with the question: "what ya'll need"

Additionally, when out and about with your friends, you notice a stranger looking in your direction, you look back, throw your hands up and loudly say: "what ya'll need"

Or, while driving your car, somebody cuts you off...it would be appropriate to pull up next to the speedy driver, abruptly slow down so as to maintain the exact pace of the other vehicle, roll down the window and as loudly as possible scream: "what ya'll need"
Them: "Hi, I was wondering if I could ask you a question"
Me: "Fasho...What ya'll need"
by Wurd, Smith February 2, 2017
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My people need me!

Thoughts of people, animals or inanimate objects when, without context, they seem to suddenly decide go their own way as if to go help its siblings, family, tribe, etc.

It can optionally be preceded by: "I must go! My people need me!"
Situation: A truck is rolling down the highway and a wheel suddenly breaks loose and goes its own way.

Wheel thoughts: "I must go! My people need me!"
by MarvinParanoAndroid January 22, 2019
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this guy needs a biscuit

used when an opponent is low on hp or in a bad position in fortnite
by syrnesto May 28, 2019
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Pull the Needle Out

Just pull the needle out and tell Jimmy that you're dating his sister.
by Frank Yeck January 31, 2022
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