Nailism

nail-ism (ney-liz-uhm) n: a philosophical attitude associated with nailing, hammering, or at times screwing; carpentry. to believe in having sex a lot, although not necessarily with different people. nymphomania.

"Instead of buying particleboard furniture from Sweden we should just practice Nailism"

or

"What would a Nailist say about a ménage à trois?"
"Nailism allows two-at-a-time"

by Manny Black December 2, 2009

nail art

the most awesome art form, like ever. small painting so intricate and fun--on tiny little fingernails!!

great artists in instagram and youtube showcase their 'nail art'

source: nail addict,@lilrochhhnails

"her nail art was sick!, better then any other plain old boring manicure"

by lilrochhhnails December 12, 2013

cheese nail

One fingernail left to grow longer than the other nine, used solely to scrape melted cheese off of food wrappers.

Andrew: "Eating before smoking: your logic is moderately flawed at best."
Trevor: "I'm just eating the cheese off the wrapper... I keep one fingernail just for this."
Justin: "The ol' cheese nail, huh."

by The Maksic November 13, 2006

another nail in the coffin

Smoking a cigarette. Smoking is considered deadly, so each cigarette is another nail in the coffin.

I'm gonna light up and put another nail in the coffin.

by MBX143 August 11, 2009

Blue Nails

When a girl has blue nails it means that she is taken

Harry: Look at her! Do you think I can get ger snap?
Tom: Nah bro, she has blue nails she’s taken

by yourgirlfriend6969 August 7, 2022

slate layers nail bag

A very saggy pair of woman's breasts.

Mate, she had tits like a slate layers nail bag.

by lennylightweight April 20, 2006

cup o nails

a container full of roofing nails, generously distributed on some bastards driveway who has wronged you somehow in the art od road etiquette.

"that fucker cut me off so I follwed him and found where he lives. This morning, I filled my empty coffee cup with a handfull of 1 1/4" roofin nails and flung it in his drive.Hope he enjoys a hot, cup o nails!

by kit-n-kaboodle August 31, 2006