Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.
by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009
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Nobblecock: when one grabs the stem of the penis so hard that the bellend swells up and turns red like a balloon.
When i was in the shower i strangled my penis and the bellend went red, it looked like a nobblecock.
I love choking my girlfriend with my nobblecock.
I bet that kid has a dirty nobblecock.
I love choking my girlfriend with my nobblecock.
I bet that kid has a dirty nobblecock.
by Nobblecock January 13, 2010
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by alleypie January 6, 2012
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From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.
From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.
by Electrorocket May 29, 2009
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by Col April 23, 2004
Get the nobber mug.To have your life completely ruined by one individual. To neglect your children, be a dead beat dad, and to cheat on your former spouses. To be 26 years old and be a complete waste of human skin. To be the tough guy everyone laughs at, and to be an all around fuck up. To be a self proclaimed legend of being a bad ass. One who uses material objects as a form of popularity. To claim anyone new you meet as your new "family". Pretty much be the guy no one likes, but cares not to say anything, for the fact it's good for laughs.
Girl 1. I went out last night and got Nobled.
Girl2. Nobled? Whats that?
Girl1. I mt the biggest douche bag ever. He lived in his "Glory days" and made himself to be a self proclaimed legend, of nothing.
Girl2. Nobled? Whats that?
Girl1. I mt the biggest douche bag ever. He lived in his "Glory days" and made himself to be a self proclaimed legend, of nothing.
by Jmoneystunts July 22, 2010
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