narah

a sexy australian woman who makes american men go wild.

wow that australian women was so narah.

by sweeks664 July 15, 2011

Narwhal

A chained female, not of the single orientation. Evolves horn in contrast to it's former single whale state.

"Don't impale me on your horn you narwhal"

"Man her horns huge"

by Of 8 March 28, 2009

nartist

An artist on narcotics.

First you take 5 crack hits, then you shoot up some skag, then you drink a quart of Scotch, and presto ! You're a nartist !

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

narwhal

Noun:
1. A serving of wine-tea with a partial shot of Jägermeister dropped into it. Traditionally an average sized cup is used for the wine-tea and a small oriental teacup is used for the Jägermeister. Unlike the similar Jägerbomb, a narwhal need not be slammed, and is in fact very pleasant to simply sip, with small amounts of Jäger slowly diffusing into the wine-tea.

2. The unicorn of the sea, and inventor of the shish kebab.

Verb:
1. To stab with a large piercing device, such as a sword or 9 foot long icicle, often in an epic or entertaining fashion.

Noun:
1. A black tea and Chardonnay wine-tea makes for a delicious narwhal.
2. Look at the size of that narwhal's horn!

Verb:
1. Remember that guy who got narwhaled by a blue icicle from a leaky airplane lavatory?

by neyen December 3, 2010

Narwhal

a Narwhal is thought of to be a whale with a horn, or the rare combination of a unicorn and a whale. little known fact narwhals are closer related to the dolphin, and the horn is actually a large tooth protruding from the upper jaw. on average a narwhal can grow to be 7 to 12 feet in length with a horn length of anywhere between 6 to 9 feet. narwhals live in the arctic but have been known to migrate to northern pacific near Alaska and even as far as the antarctic. they travel in small groups of 4 or 5 but very rarely alone. their enemy is the killer whale.

guy 1: oh dude what was that?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: that thing over there, its like a dolphin but looks like a unicorn.
guy 2: oh that? thats just a narwhal.
guy 1: a what?
guy 2: a narwhal, its basically a dolphin with an accidentl tooth growing from its face

by Fredd the Narwhal November 21, 2011

narwhal

n - a non-kinky human who is utterly normal, vanilla, mundane, boring, a yuppie, and/or a douchebag

You know, when you spank me in front of the open window at night, I bet it really freaks out the neighborhood narwhals.

by menace to propriety August 15, 2009

The Nartist

The Host and Producer of 'End of the Week', a video gaming/forum podcast on Wiipals.net

have you heard of end of the week?
yeah that the nartist guy makes it.

by eotw fan May 6, 2009