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Noun:
1. A serving of wine-tea with a partial shot of Jägermeister dropped into it. Traditionally an average sized cup is used for the wine-tea and a small oriental teacup is used for the Jägermeister. Unlike the similar Jägerbomb, a narwhal need not be slammed, and is in fact very pleasant to simply sip, with small amounts of Jäger slowly diffusing into the wine-tea.

2. The unicorn of the sea, and inventor of the shish kebab.

Verb:
1. To stab with a large piercing device, such as a sword or 9 foot long icicle, often in an epic or entertaining fashion.
Noun:
1. A black tea and Chardonnay wine-tea makes for a delicious narwhal.
2. Look at the size of that narwhal's horn!

Verb:
1. Remember that guy who got narwhaled by a blue icicle from a leaky airplane lavatory?
by neyen December 02, 2010

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The brilliant combination of wine and hot tea! Usually herbal tea is combined with white wine, and herbal or black with red.
Wow, this Franzia just got a lot better with the addition of tangerine tea... let's call it "wine-tea!"
by neyen December 02, 2010

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