Martell

A family compulsive liars that prone to hitting the bottle at any given time

"wow those martells can lie their asses off, that joe can also down a bottle of 2 dollar vodka"

by N0J0K3 January 23, 2009

munted

Definetly not the way it was when I had it.Deformed,squashed or just totally screwed up.....

It was ok til you screwed with it. Now it's just totally munted.

by Paul & Anthony January 16, 2004

Munted

The point after a massive night of raping your head with narcotics where you're brain no longer connects with the rest of your body - symptoms are involuntary drooling, twitching, grinding what stubs are left of your teeth, chewing your face off, hallucinating and generally making a c**t of yourself. Usually followed by a stint in the twilight zone - a dirty, frightening place between sleep and awareness. Closely associated with fiended

'Man that guy is fucked' 'Nah man he's munted' 'should we call an ambo' 'What did you say man' 'Fuck knows, shit man we need more vicks!'

by R Yenarg August 23, 2005

munter

e.g a person who is not exactly good looking, has fallen into the ugly tree and hit every branch or someone who is challenged in the good looks department.

"errrrrrrrrr look she's a ugly munter"

by chunkymonkey September 2, 2005

Martel

Great guy honestly, very passionate about the people he loves, he does pay child support and he’s definitely not a deadbeat oh and loves the people that are close to him

Girl: woah Martel gave me 5 bucks

by Mya howard April 25, 2020

metro morte

When your NYC MTA Subway Metro card is no longer valid and you have to add more $. From the Italian, 'morte'-dead. Rhymes w/ common Italian phrase 'mezzo morte'-half dead.

Fuck! I can't get through the turnstyle - my swipe card is Metro morte!

by David L. Snyder October 16, 2007

Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010