Amsterdam Mustache

A prank perpetrated by a male on an incapacitated victim. The person administering the AM waits for the victim to either fall asleep or pass out, and then drizzles a sticky substance such as honey on the victims lower face. He then squats directly over his victim’s lower face and uses a beard trimmer or something similar to shave his nut sack and gooch, lightly covering the sticky area with hair from his nether region.

Bob passed out at the party and Jimmy proceeded to give him an Amsterdam Mustache as payback for Bob tea bagging him at the last party.

by Sandman469s October 31, 2017

buffstache

Simply put, a buff dude with a killer mustache

Dude, check out that buffstache on that guy over there!

by Lyito March 26, 2014

Mustache Wax

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.

Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!

by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014

mustache struck

The feeling that you are looking at something truly awesome when you see FoxTrotBox walk in.

As he walked in i was Mustache struck as his beautiful mustache waved in the wind

by Ragnarok22121 July 16, 2020

icy mustache

carefully sculpting a mustache consisting of icy white semen on another persons lip with precision during ejaculation.

dude i totally gave betty an icy mustache last night

by tylerj88 January 10, 2012

army mustache

a mustache that young privates wear proudly that doesnt even grow in evenly

Nice army mustache but you need to shave it off the spots are distracting me.

by iamawesome12345678910111213 February 17, 2012

snot mustache

The residue sometimes left above one's upper lip after a hard sneeze.

Get that child a tissue so she can clean up that snot mustache!

by anonymous October 9, 2014