muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

by Zoist September 13, 2005

Muff Daddy

n. an individual's (male or female) non-biological lesbian step-mother.

"Portia de Rossi is my biological mother and Ellen Degeneres is my Muff Daddy" said Lady Gaga.

by retortme May 5, 2010

hairy muff

a variation of the phrase 'Fair Enough'

"town tonight?"
"hairy muff"

by katpee July 14, 2006

muff diver

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003

Muff Sesh

The act of stealing muffins from any location - often used to describe any type of stealing action.

Muff Sesh Babay!!

by Coodles May 21, 2004

Hairy Muff

An alternative to the expression 'fair enough'. Often said as a dismissive response to an explaination of something. Hairy Muff indicates that the person saying it does not really care about whatever it is they have been told. If said quickly enough the person it is said to may not even be aware that you have in fact referred to an ungroomed vaginal area. It is not often used in formal and/or serious conversation although it is somewhat amusing to test the acceptable limits of the phrase.

Example 1
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.

Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.

by slutmeister May 30, 2009

muff music

Air that comes out of a woman's vagina during sex.

I love to make muff music during sex.

by MJPDII August 3, 2003