A spectacular combination of "moron" and "retard". Used only to describe the lowest of human filth. If you're called a mortard, you are basically worthless in the eyes of humanity. Originally created by the legendary J-dog F.
by SpectreLegion May 10, 2016
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Mostralians live underground by borrowing tunnels with with their teeth. Their teeth closely resemble that of a warthog. Mostralians suffer from severe halitosis and extreme flatulence which results in the scattering effect. The scattering effect results in humans and animals running for their lives to escape the horrid smell.
Mostralians employ sneaky tactics to claim what does not belong to them, these include: "the rubbing technique", "the smelly package technique" and ever famous "unclaimed shoes technique".
Mostralians live underground by borrowing tunnels with with their teeth. Their teeth closely resemble that of a warthog. Mostralians suffer from severe halitosis and extreme flatulence which results in the scattering effect. The scattering effect results in humans and animals running for their lives to escape the horrid smell.
Mostralians employ sneaky tactics to claim what does not belong to them, these include: "the rubbing technique", "the smelly package technique" and ever famous "unclaimed shoes technique".
Look at that dirty mostralian, he's a smelly one. Definitely suffering from a slight case of Arekshemash!
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It is used in the hacker world to denote someone that is into the retarded type of childish cracking, such as those that ask how to hack hotmail accounts or porn sites, or plays with trojans.
Derived from the french word 'moutard' which means 'kid' but in a more negative way...sort of like a brat.
But with this spelling it's more of a retarded kind of childishness.
The proper way to say this word is with your hand bent at the wrist and slapping your chest when you say the 'moo' part, like a retard would act.
Derived from the french word 'moutard' which means 'kid' but in a more negative way...sort of like a brat.
But with this spelling it's more of a retarded kind of childishness.
The proper way to say this word is with your hand bent at the wrist and slapping your chest when you say the 'moo' part, like a retard would act.
1337_hax0r_dudz0rz: duz nebody no how 2 get sum1s hotmail pass?
intelligent_person: get the hell out of here, you mootard. that isn't what real hacking is about.
intelligent_person: get the hell out of here, you mootard. that isn't what real hacking is about.
by app April 26, 2006
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Derived from "Motown," Detroit's nickname, and "retard."
Derived from "Motown," Detroit's nickname, and "retard."
by cp November 30, 2004
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Get the moetard mug.Small venue in Phoenix, AZ know for catering to the underground rap crowd, specifically Juggalos. Apart from being a concert area it doubles as a retail store for various underground horrorcore/acid rap artists.
The ONLY store in Arizona that sales Faygo.
The ONLY store in Arizona that sales Faygo.
What did the Ninja say to the Juggalo? "Wanna head up to the Monstar Shop in Phoenix to grab a couple Faygo cream sodas homie?"
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I was rushing to get to work, when this mootard in front of me goes from a brisk walk to a dead stop. I bumped into him, spilling coffee all over myself
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