Baby's moma

The person who gave birth to your child. Who you are typically no longer dating / banging.

This one goes out to all of my baby's moma's

by Dank September 9, 2003

Yo Momma

1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name.

2)The answer to any question. It means everything.

1)
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."

2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."

Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."

Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."

by Mbleh October 24, 2007

momma llama

Affectionate, private, pet-name for one's mother.

Growing up, my momma llama always made sure I had a hot breakfast.

by Brian Mincey May 19, 2008

cheeky momma

Cheeky momma-Mother with nice a grade A butt.

WOW, look at that cheeky momma!

by TheTofJ March 23, 2008

yo momma

Use it as an awnser for fucked up questions.

- Who was that?

- Yo momma!

by Demo July 24, 2003

yo moma

the most god damn stupid joke ever!

fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve

by kirk April 3, 2005

my baby momma

Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.

by vito90 April 30, 2003