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Minnesota Milkquake

A woman engaging in anal sex in reverse cowgirl position whilst trying to chug a gallon of milk. The male encourages by cheering "chug"repeatedly.
Cody told us all, "next time I give her the Minnesota milkquake, I'm either gonna do it in the backyard or at her place"
by chutney von braunya November 25, 2010
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Minneapolis'd

To mess things up in the most uncaring way possible through incompetence and ignorance.
I thought he just fucked up, but he really Minneapolis'd up the situation.
by Nerd weasal August 3, 2011
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Minnesota

Minnesota is a awesome place for awesome people who really don't have accents. Minnesota i filled with sexy, smart, fun, silly, hot, funny girls and HOT, muscle-y sexy guys!

Bottom line:
Minnesota is better than... EVERYWHERE!
don't hate because you are soooo f-ing jealous!

We are just better like that.
Guy 1-"that chick is FINE as hell!"
Guy 2-"I know right! She must be from Minnesota!"
by SexyMe! December 8, 2010
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Minnesota Kool-Aid

When a girl mixes you a drink comprised of what appears to be red Kool-Aid. In reality, this is a mixture of water and menstrual blood. Drink up!
Lance Armstrong: Sheeeit I only got one man pebble. At least I got this Kool-Aid.
Sheila: Sorry Lance that's a Minnesota Kool-Aid!
Kool-Aid: OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOO.
by Yohan Pino March 24, 2009
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Rochester Minnesota

Rochester, MN is the biggest town in Minnesota save the twin cities. Heres a not-so-brief description of it...

Rochester is a city of a population of over 100,000, with a few thousand visitors at any given time. Why so many visitors? Many are patients at Rochester's Mayo Clinic, arguably the best hospital in the US, and on the top five list in the world. Mayo employs around 35,000 people at any given time. A second major employer is IBM.

A few good places to eat are Newt's Burgers, which have won many burger awards over the past few years. There is also a nice Red Lobster. You can also visit one of the ridiculous amounts of Micky Ds.

Schools--- The four high schools in Rochester are John Marshall (GO ROCKETS), Mayo, Century, and Lourdes(Private). You can take a few UofM classes in Rochester, and the local community college is RCTC

The Mayo clinic was founded when a Tornado rolled through town (at this time a small village) and killed all the smart people that would've moved away.

This brings me to the climate. Rochester is located in the godforsaken part of the country where you can get snow, rain, hail, tornadoes, and 90 degree weather in the same week.

Rochester is surrounded with many small communities whose sole purpose at city council meetings is to complain about a few trees in the park obstructing the view of a river.
Man, its snowing again in May... This must be Rochester Minnesota.
by Spork1997 August 1, 2012
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minnesota funnel cake

while having sex with your girlfriend right before you cum throw powdered sugar in her face cum in her eye and stick a feather duster in her ass.
john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.
by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011
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Minnie

Someone who wishes her name had a better definition. Loves the phrase I'm seriously.
I'm Minnie. Wish my name had a definition
by Oooop March 13, 2012
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