midnight love

Someone that you either text or texts you between the hours of 12 am- 4am for the sole purpose of having sex or because they feel lonely and they one their into isn’t responding.

Angel: Jackson keeps texting me at 3 am and asks “are you awake?”
Jessica: you’re nothing but a midnight love.

by dontdomethkids September 8, 2020

The black cow flies at midnight

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.

Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....

by Bigdogdaddy13 January 26, 2013

midjit

n. A combination of moron and idjit

Don't be a midjit; quit sticking that knife in that toaster.

by Eric Chang February 5, 2004

Midnight Shoppin

When one goes searching for the blackest female in the building it is known as midnight shoppin.

If one goes midnight shoppin on both friday and saturday nights in the same weekend it is known as a shopping spree.

Diablo was doing some midnight shoppin at the bar last night.

by BoVag January 20, 2008

Midnight squeeze

When a person masturbates in a forest at night. Usually done in order to increase the strength of orgasm and arousal because of the heightened senses gained from being in a low light and possibly dangerous environment.

I went for a midnight squeeze last night, it was awsome.

by Travis Nielsen October 16, 2008

midnight bird bath

when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.

"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"

by four on the floor September 21, 2011

midickstinks

A easy word to say when your penis is smelly

Also a catchphrase for the aussie goat isaac butterfield

Oi mate I could smell is stink turns out midickstinks

by Smithy_boi21 yt March 19, 2019