A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.
As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.
As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.
Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...
................................. mistake vulture.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...
................................. mistake vulture.
by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014
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Boi you shouldn't be talking you are a mistake the condom broke! Your mom tried to have an abortion at school but you came out.
by MistakeMi April 5, 2018
Get the Mistake mug.A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.
James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!
by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018
Get the midtable heaven mug.He described him as a mistakeholder but the appropriate word already existed in the word self-righteous ... Society is to blame and a lack of love.
by Insearchoothetruth December 26, 2018
Get the Mistakeholder mug.(miss-taht) Noun: When you get an emotionally driven tattoo whilst under the influence of anything which causes your inhibitions to be lowered, such as drugs/alcohol and/or love which you decide at a later time to be a mistake.
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A tattoo that isn't what you wanted or is subpar by fault of the tattoo artist.
A regretted body modification
A tattoo that isn't what you wanted or is subpar by fault of the tattoo artist.
"Dude, I got a mistat the other night. Drunk me tattooed a smiling crack pipe on my neck. Fuck my life"
"My tattoo artist is a dick, dude. He gave me the WORST mistat the other night. See?"
"Dude, that's a meth pipe."
"I know."
"It says 'Just Do It' underneath"
"Yeah, I think I'm going to sue."
"Got a mistat? If you got a faulty tattoo from a drunk tattoo artist, it's considered Mistat in the first degree and you could be eligible for compensation. Our lawyers are here to help..."
"She mistatted his name on her boob. What the fuck"
"My tattoo artist is a dick, dude. He gave me the WORST mistat the other night. See?"
"Dude, that's a meth pipe."
"I know."
"It says 'Just Do It' underneath"
"Yeah, I think I'm going to sue."
"Got a mistat? If you got a faulty tattoo from a drunk tattoo artist, it's considered Mistat in the first degree and you could be eligible for compensation. Our lawyers are here to help..."
"She mistatted his name on her boob. What the fuck"
by Charli June 6, 2019
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