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dude your dick is Microsoft
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Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.
As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.
by Fasteroid May 6, 2023
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Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).
Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."
by House of Cods March 28, 2017
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microsoft shover

damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"
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Microsoft

Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!
"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"
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Microsoft Word

a program that sucks.
often shortened to word.
word sucks
microsoft word is not free
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microsoft

person 1: i work at microsoft
person 2: DIE!!!!
by p01uyt September 5, 2024
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