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Sext Message

A last resort when your luck has run out at the club, and you have no other chance for action. You instantly scroll through your phone's contact list and look for the hottest female friends you have. You send a message that notes You, Me, who's place thus initiating action with a Sext Message
Justin: Yo man its closing time and we got nothin', any plans to take someone down after this?

Chase: Fuck there's nothing here....hold on....I'm gonna Sext Message Nicole, Novi, and the Rat.....see who's DTF.
by Bawsss March 6, 2009
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GameFAQs Message Boards

Where I've been modded more times than I can count.... still a fun place to be though. Also a place where some boards are overrun with trolls that can't spell.
User 1: Hey, I have a question. If you put really hot butter in a chick's clit, will it burn her?

User 2: No shit. What in the fuck are YOU smoking?

User 3: Yes.

User 4: OMFG teh LOLZ yu n00b wtfwtfwtf dpsht mothrfcker yu sck bitch

User 1: Thanks!

User 2: Dumbass....

Mod: *moderates Users 2 and 4*

User 2: What the fuck? Dipshit! In Soviet Russ-*gets shot*
by Seefu Sefirosu August 16, 2005
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Sext message

to express one's dirty little thoughts in text messages.
R U cumming over? I can't, so let's sext message instead.
XOXOXO
by The Siren April 19, 2008
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Text Message Karma

When you don't text someone back (i.e. that annoying fucker you gave your number to) so NO ONE you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.
Friend: God, I wish he would just text me back.

Friend 2: Then stop ignoring other texts. It's your text message karma.
by ICF889 October 21, 2011
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When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.
Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!
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away message

What we used to call status updates back in the day.
We used to inform people of what we ate for dinner through an away message.
by cmiller4642 June 9, 2010
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Bam margera message board

bam is gay but he is sexy...fuck bam
he is a gay fag wad umm but we all watn to rape him
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