mega wedgie

A painful wedgie where the underwear is violently pulled up in sporadic bursts. And when the bully is don't eviscerating their victim's underwear, they hang them up by said underwear. Preferably somewhere where other people could see them, such as the hooks in the locker room or, better, a flagpole.

The school went up to the nerdy freshman and tapped him on the shoulder. He unknowingly turned around and saw in horror that it was the bully. The bully smiled and said "Hey, buddy, I think it's your turn for a MEGA WEDGIE!" As he said that, he reached into the nerd's pants, grabbed his underwear, and yanked up as hard as he could. The nerd was lifted high off the ground. The bully violently jerked the nerd up and down as the nerd, in extreme pain, squirmed around sporadically. "That's enough of that." the bully says, as the nerd thinks the nightmare is over. But the bully once more grabs his underwear, lifts him up, and drags him to the flagpole. "Hey-uh-w-what are y-" he exclaims as he is interrupted by being hoisted high into the air, to the top of the flagpole. The other students see and shout "go, go, go!" as the nerd reaches the top of the flagpole, squirming around in a very painful hanging wedgie. The nerd is only let down the next school day, when the bully brings a new kid there, also being lifted by his underwear. The cycle continues...

by Zeusman676767 August 30, 2016

Mega Cum Blast

A Mega Cum Blast is a rare technique used by alpha males to eliminate threats in close distance combat. Depending on the user a Mega Cum Blast can achieve the power of a BFG (50 caliber sniper rifle). A Mega Cum Blast has the power to eliminate any Fortnite player in milliseconds.

"Hey dude what's up"
"Just playing Fortnite"
"Mega Cum Blast!!!"

by FortniteTookMyKids69420 November 20, 2019

you-manga

what RAW gm William Regal thinks is the proper pronunciation of "Umaga"

I wish Umaga could speak English so he could tell Regal that it is not pronounced "You-manga"

by Karina M April 8, 2008

Raging mega huge Boner

Unusualy Huge erection, raging and mega huge, usualy above 12 inches in lenght and 4-5'' inches in girth

kevin ripped sally a new asshole with his raging mega huge boner

by Alex May 13, 2005

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

Simultaneously the best and worst movie to ever be made. 90 minnuets of your life that you will never get back and you will not want back. It is exactly what it sounds like.

I just watched "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus." I don't even know what to say.

by The Wandering Mousepad July 25, 2010

mega fart

A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.
*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.

Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.

by eggpress1 September 5, 2006

mangal

This means gipsey and its offensive. It is greatly used in Bulgaria.

Hey, officer, this God damn't mangal stole my car!

by SunnyFlame September 21, 2005