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mengaged 

Noun, portmanteau of "men" and "engaged."

A term to describe two guys (generally at least one het) who are in a very serious bromance. The two generally go on to rent an apartment and lead a bromarried lifestyle full of video games, watching Indiana Jones and, ideally, jerking each other off.
"Who's that TJ guy who's always with Sam lately? I thought he was straight."

"Yeah, they're straight, but practically mengaged."
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Mangaged 

the act of two gay men becoming engaged to be married
While Chris and Michael were vacationing in the islands, they got mangaged. Girl, their ceremony will be to-die.
Mangaged by chrisb1 March 11, 2006
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mengagement ring 

She wasn't going to let him get away, so she totally popped the question and got him a mengagement ring.

Mengagement ring 

A male engagement ring, worn by a man given to him by his male or female civil partner/wife to be.

The word was invented by UK Jeweller H.Samuel (www.hsamuel.co.uk), who first launched a nationwide Mengagement ring in February 2009.
She proposed to him with a Mengagement ring.

He wears his Mengagement ring with pride.

After we get married, I'll move my Mengagement ring to my other hand.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026