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mengaged 

Noun, portmanteau of "men" and "engaged."

A term to describe two guys (generally at least one het) who are in a very serious bromance. The two generally go on to rent an apartment and lead a bromarried lifestyle full of video games, watching Indiana Jones and, ideally, jerking each other off.
"Who's that TJ guy who's always with Sam lately? I thought he was straight."

"Yeah, they're straight, but practically mengaged."
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Mangaged 

the act of two gay men becoming engaged to be married
While Chris and Michael were vacationing in the islands, they got mangaged. Girl, their ceremony will be to-die.
Mangaged by chrisb1 March 11, 2006
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mengagement ring 

She wasn't going to let him get away, so she totally popped the question and got him a mengagement ring.

Mengagement ring 

A male engagement ring, worn by a man given to him by his male or female civil partner/wife to be.

The word was invented by UK Jeweller H.Samuel (www.hsamuel.co.uk), who first launched a nationwide Mengagement ring in February 2009.
She proposed to him with a Mengagement ring.

He wears his Mengagement ring with pride.

After we get married, I'll move my Mengagement ring to my other hand.
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