uncle mel

Name: uncle mel Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
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A creepy native american uncle that enjoys looking at his neice and her young friends while they are in their bikins.

That guy was staring at my ass. He's such an uncle mel.

by Asseater12 September 13, 2016

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Mel

Extremely bad at among us. Like to the point that you could do better completely wasted on everclear. She will be losing 110% of the time. She's extremely bad at writing, in fact, she struggled spelling the "dictionary" part of "urban dictionary" when trying to find this definition.

Person 1:
get mel'ed bitch, you SUCK

Person 2
NAH COME ON IM NOT THAT BAD AT AMONG US SEESH

by pg_maguire October 19, 2020

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Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

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