Mega BlowJob

to kick or puch someone in the ballls

I totally gave Mega Blowjob to your dad

by chucknorrissssssssssssssssssss April 25, 2010

Mega maxable

The very best

That pizza is mega maxable

by Claire A Eide January 19, 2004

mega tard

Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.

"John Smith is mega tard" - the first violation

"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation

"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation

by fry15 January 13, 2009

mega shocker

Its your standard SHOCKER with the thumb rounding over the clit! Oh yeah this one works!!!

Yeah, last night I was giving her the MEGA SHOCKER and now she say she's in love with the kid. So don't be a high school amatuer and use the shocker, real men use the mega-shocker!
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"

by MEGA-SHOCKER Rob July 9, 2009

Mega Man

Intensely cool or awesome.

Person 1: Yo that new Lupe CD is strait mega man yo.
Person 2: Yuzzur

by Diabolic4l November 7, 2006

mega-eject

Damonism:
(verb)
To eject with utmost haste.
To leave as quickly as possible

I will signal to my brother that is is time to mega-eject by drawing a circle in my hand and pressing the middle of that circle with my finger.

by Michael R. Cavitt July 23, 2005

Mega Milk

A meme from an ecchi manga with a Japanese teenager with big boobs .
Her shirt says Mega Milk which is funny because breasts product milk and she has big ones,

Friend 1 : Did you see that weeb cosplayed ? She has big boobs
Friend 2 : Yeah , she should be cosplaying as Mega Milk !

by angieeisgreat June 6, 2017