Harry Maguire

worst defender in foot ball of all times , Harry maguire is always a joker . He is some one who cannot even tackle the ball from a 6 year old and can score own goals from any angles . Despite that , he still thinks of himself of a god of defence . Harry Maguire is in love with prisons of greece after he was jailed there

Harry maguire : I can tackle the ball from anyone

next match...
He loses the ball to everyone

by 1234567878900chdjswx February 18, 2023

Harry Maguire

The definition of a Goat

truly the best football player of all time

person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"

by AndrewTate Love child/husband January 3, 2023

harry maguire

a retard that defames manchester united by scoring own goals and overall he plays like his brain is missing

if harry maguire played during the sir alex era, his contract would've been terminated mid season

by ih8footy June 16, 2023

King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

Maruijana Chill

When your really really chilled. You know, one of your mellow days.

A dude-" Dude, today is such chill day"
Another dude-"Like how chill?"
A dude-"like maruijana chill"

by DefeatingGravity May 18, 2010

Dirty Mayfield

The sexual act where a man coats his dick with grape kool-aid powder, and commences to have sex with his female partner. Then drinks the combination of semen, Kool-aid, and vaginal liquids, known as "dirty mayfield."

Logan: I totally gave Montana the Dirty Mayfield last night!! YEAA!!

Tony & Keith: Dude, that's fucking gross.

by KiKicurly October 10, 2010

Maui

The budding tips of the cannabis sativa plant. Weed.

Faherty: I'm bored man
Moro: Let's medicate this mother with a fat stooge of Maui

by Doc Bai February 23, 2007