instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

by sudoadrian November 1, 2011

the mayan pyramid

It is when you get your dick sucked and your ass ate (or your pussy ate and as ate dealers choice) at the same time.

Bro, I was the top of the Mayan pyramid last night it was awesome.

by coolesthentai July 7, 2023

dhruv mayank patel

Worked with children from birth to age 19 and numerous developmental ages. I love children and love to spend time with them too. They bring me so much joy and happiness. I feel deprived and depressed when not near a minor. I also do specialized treatment in orthopedics, orthopedic trauma, adolescent medicine, and endocrinology. Utilized a wide range of therapeutic communication, assessment techniques, and medication administration.

Hey kids
Oh is a dhruv mayank patel

by anonymous June 27, 2024

bad boy mayan

mayan is secretly a bebo stan but won’t admit it BUT she’s so amazing and she’s the best <3

who is bad boy mayan? she’s a bebo stan

by DO YOU EAT BUDDA? May 30, 2021