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Someone whos heart is a black whole and eats small deaf children for their "sweet" sounds of scream and pain from the childless parents.But are soon cought because their to stupid to remember why they were then just fall fast asleep in the childs bed(after kicking the child out) right before starting the crime...
1 parent:"hey, you should be carefull tonight, i hear MayFans are out"
2 parent:"are you REALLY worried?"
1 parent:"hahah no, my kid just kick ones ass."
MayFan by MayfanHatta July 14, 2011
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mayann is someone who always gets their name pronounced wrong. They are shy at first but once you get to know them they become your best friend.
Get to know Mayann, she is so funny!
mayann by lmaoobyeee June 2, 2020
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jj maybank

the funniest person in outerbanks, he will steal your heart in an instant with his sarcastic and flirtatious jokes. he just needs some love and a hug.
lara: jj needs some love
millie: i love that dude
jj maybank is the best surfer ever
Mayang is the name of a stunning beautiful girl, mayang will always be the perfect one. You will always compare yourself to her wondering how lucky she was, literally blessed by the gods with her perfect looks and personality. She is the type of person that will be quite shy, but as you get to know her you will instantly love her. She has a strong personality, and won't be scared to show it to you. In relationships, mayang always tends to give more love than she receives. conclusion, she's one of God's favourites.
mayang is cute af
I wish I could be mayang
mayang by doodledick69 November 7, 2019
This girl is a really good friend. She supports you no matter what! If you are Maylani's best friend then you are damn lucky cause this girl will never leave her true bestfriends. She is quiet and shy, but if she doesn't like you she won't stick around. Maylani does have a temper tho and if someone pisses her off SHE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. No, but she will still treat you with respect. Trust me. This girl is one of a kind and what great too is that she's easy to get along with! Maylani's most especially get along with Alyssa's.
Maylani and an Alyssa remind me of "Jake and Fin!" in Adventure Time They are best friends forever, no matter what happens.
Maylani by The Truest You October 11, 2011

jj maybank

whos hot?
Jj maybank is
jj maybank by Imasimpforuranimegirl September 10, 2020

manfangled 

When you are sleeping in bed and the blanket is in disarray or all bunched up on the bed.
Last night in bed I could not get comfortable because the blanket was all manfangled.
manfangled by Richard K. December 9, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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