Mateo

A guy with a huge dick that every girl wants,even if they are not bitches...he's also very sexy and always looks good.Usually a latino with a very hot accent.

Girl:OMG,there's Mateo I want to fuck him so badly

by qqwertyuiop October 12, 2010

Manoela

The most amazing name anyone could ever have. A perfect angel that all want to have. The love of Matheus life.

Manoela you amazing.

by a;klfjasf;as September 24, 2011

whacking material

Pornographic literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation.

The trucker didn't care about the titles or the quality of the porno magazines, he was just looking for whacking material.

by Gilbert Narley April 21, 2007

In tit mate

Over pronounciation of Innit mate Used when strongly agreeing with what is said. Positve body action are often used to emphasise one's similar opinion.

It originated when innit mate just didn't express the feeling.

Daryl: You know Jayne?
Joe: Yeah?
Daryl: She's perfect
Joe: IN TIT MATE! (Begins imitating sex with cusion)

Tom: I think i have discovered the meaning of life!
Rob: Yeah but, wouldn't you rather order pizza?
Tom: In tit mate! (flails arms with joy)

by Kid Nock January 10, 2006

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011

tui mater

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

by Der Capitan November 2, 2003

toilet material

Any material used while defecating on the toilet. Can be a magazine, shampoo bottle, or a book. This material is usually pointless, but makes for good reading while doing number 2.

Hey Joe, hand me that toilet material ( while pointing at the back of a vhs case).

by ihihihih January 14, 2010