like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.

Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

by tl_terry January 22, 2010

Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver

n. For a male to chunk marshmallows into a woman's anal cavity, then proceed to have anal intercourse with her until ejaculation. The fecal-laced marshmallow mixed with semen will pour out. The male then paints her face with it.

I pulled the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver on her and she looked like a brownish snowman! Ha! Ha!

by Stan Winston January 21, 2006

Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Marshmallow girl

A girl that is about as hard as a marshmallow.

The marshmallow girl didn't think the world supported her enough, but if they did, she thought any kindness she was shown shown by them was weakness on their end. She also thought that because she never got an ass whooping from an authority figure such as a parent as a kid, that there was nobody in the world that could do it.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Marshmallow girl

A mama's girl.

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support and respect her mother always gave her as a kid, back when she was her mother's little baby.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Marshmallow

A person or animal that is small to the point they are cute if you don’t love a marshmallow you are a sinner.

I love the marshmallow there so small and cute

by Maskman December 7, 2021

Sticky Marshmallow

When you take an iron or some other hot object and burn your girls pussy till it is charred black. Proceed to insert your penis and jizz and there you go. The sticky marshmallow

She said the sex wasn't hot enough so I made it hotter with a sticky marshmallow.

by snakiee20 July 31, 2016