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like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.
Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.
by tl_terry January 22, 2010
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Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver

n. For a male to chunk marshmallows into a woman's anal cavity, then proceed to have anal intercourse with her until ejaculation. The fecal-laced marshmallow mixed with semen will pour out. The male then paints her face with it.
I pulled the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver on her and she looked like a brownish snowman! Ha! Ha!
by Stan Winston January 21, 2006
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marshmallow

a passive, submissive person - especially in bed.
"This guy was a marshmallow in bed. I had to do ALL THE WORK, ALL THE TIME."
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marshmallow

A female who has titts mainly because of how obese they are and their excess fat creates the illusion of valid breasts.
Matt: Hey dude, check out the titts on the new girl!
David: Man, that doesn't count, she's a marshmallow!
by thelegendarysoldier July 27, 2016
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coconut marshmallow

A shaved vagina with the hair stubble starting to grow back
She was clean shaver a couple weeks ago but now its a coconut marshmallow.
by Hawaiian Friday May 29, 2022
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marshmallow bridge

The male act of planking between 2 beds, likely in a hotel room, with the participant's butt faced toward the floor while masturbating to completion. The subsequent orgasm will produce ejaculate that will spray outwards and upwards dripping down onto the floor below, thus making the human "bridge" white like marshmallow.
I would like a double bed room please...I'm sensing a marshmallow bridge in my future.
by Paul Porter May 2, 2016
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Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff

When you gather all the ingredients to make marshmallow fluff together, and right before you whip it all together, violently nutting into it.
"While Barbara was making marshmallow fluff, I waited until she wasn't looking. Than I ran over and whipped up a Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff"
by JamesNewton February 7, 2025
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