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junk mail

When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.
"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."
by Chance2124 April 10, 2008
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mail order bride

The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.
Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.
by xntrc October 12, 2005
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marilyn manson

1. A truly great rock band, they've released some of the best records of our time
2. A man who pours his heart into his music, and happens to have opinions other than the mainstream, so he is victimized
3. The most misunderstood person on the face of the earth.
4. The most convenient person for conservatives to blame when something goes wrong
1. A really good Marilyn Manson song is "The Last Day On Earth".
2. Marilyn Manson is smarter than you.
3. People don't like Marilyn Manson because they don't take the time to consider that he, too, is human and has feelings. All they see is his dissent from the socially accepted, which many view as wrong.
4. Right-wing Politician: Marilyn Manson caused Columbine, 9/11, the Holocaust, the Cold War, Laci Peterson's death, and the Trojan War.
Someone Intelligent: No, he didn't.
Right-wing Politician: You are the Antichrist.
by Lady Pain February 28, 2005
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Marilynette

Any person, female or male, that has a deep respect and love for Marilyn Monroe. This person knows her life story and almost every detail about her. This person would do anything to protect Marilyn's good name. A Marilynette is truly inspired by Marilyn and will always love, trust, and understand Marilyn.
Wow that person has a twitter for Marilyn Monroe. He/she must be a Marilynette.
by Marilynette August 23, 2011
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a-mail

e-mail sent after taking an ambien to someone you haven't spoken to in a long time (years), frequently sent between 11pm and 2am. you normally do not remember sending them until after you get a reply.
I sent an a-mail to my ex-girlfriend from ten years ago asking how her day was, and she told me to go fuck myself.
by j4646 November 12, 2010
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Magill

usually a short intellligent girl who loves to be with people and laugh a lot. Usually very attratcive, but taken.
"Whoa! who is that?"

"Im not sure.....must be a Magill"
by sexymeximomma23 October 9, 2008
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Marilyn Manson

1. An intelligent individual that has produced some brilliant music.

2. Whom every pre-teen poseur goth says they like these days to get street cred, unfortunately giving Manson a bad name in some peoples eyes.
1. Marilyn Mansons latest album is Lest We Forget, a best of.

2. Omg! marilyn manson is sooo cool. im gonna go buy me sum black clothes!
by babiesaretasty March 27, 2005
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