Manlet

A vertically inferior specimen. Often characterized by a childhood void of carnival rides, dunks, and pussy.

Derived from the poem The Manley, by Lewis Carroll
http://www.poetry-archive.com/c/the_manlet.html

Bro 1: Did you see that bra get his shit stuffed in the 4th quarter!?

Bro 2: Chyea Bra, I dun even know why he still plays. Dude's such a manlet.


Bro 1: Look at the Manlet hitting on that cougar!

Bro 2: She can take him home in her car seat!

by Spicybeef August 17, 2008

Manitize

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.

If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

or

That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.

by E. Benji June 7, 2011

manity

Vanity - to the excess - in a man. Man + vanity = manity

If your man can't help himself from looking at his reflection in every shiny surface, from a store window to the new wax job on the car, he suffers from a severe case of manity.

by EBoogs May 24, 2006

Manitoba

Province in Canada. Barren wasteland that should be demoted to a "territory".

Manitoba? Who the f*ck would live here?

by cynical1 October 23, 2005

Manitoba Toothbrush

The act of taping your weiner to your stomach, covering it in toothpaste, and doing chin-ups, all while your victim is laying sideways, getting a nice dentist visit from your cock.

Pat laid there in misery, while Chad performed the Manitoba Toothbrush on his teeth.

by chad mullins March 28, 2009

manitis

What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.

Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(

by Anneh April 26, 2008

manjit

Feeling sick or tired...

"awww damn im fuking manjit..."

by kunta April 10, 2003