Malia

That one girl in ur friend group that is weirder than anyone else in the group. Often dreams about death. Satin is her dad. Loves to hate. Loves two guys in her life rn. Nolan and wyatt

Wow she is definitely a malia

by Malia Lane March 28, 2019

Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

Har du en dator som du tror att vi har användning för, tveka inte att maila någon arrangör om det

sumone who speaks a foriegn lanhuage who gets pisses off while loosing in counter strike

fuck i got AWPed again!!!

by mikez0r August 17, 2003

mailing lists

Lists of every email: sent, received, or spammed by you. Your mail is collected, categorized, analyzed (and probably flagged if you get stuff from the "urban dictionary") by the NSA.

I'll bet Edward Snowden is sharing my porn mailing lists with the Russians.

by Highku October 11, 2013

The Mailman

A man who always delievers in the clutch.
Sports-related mostly.

This could also refer to Karl Malone...but not anymore since hes washed up.

Mailman-Big man on Campus

"Hey Billy, did you know they call me the mailman because all i do is deliever babyy.

by The Prime Time Performer April 10, 2009

mailman

A person with few sperm because he (or in some strange instances, she) mastubates to much to their best friends mom, or dad.

Dax is a maleman, why? because he thinks terry's mom is hot.

by The Dutch Dictionary October 1, 2003

miliani

A girl who tells who you like then says she didn't do it. And she's the type of girl that tells secrets about you behind your back its the type of girl who always has to 1 up the other person. She didn't mean it but sure did

John: who told victoria i liked her??
Miliani: it wasnt me
John: your the only one i told

by momokkuyo22 July 3, 2014