Mikee Joke 

a joke that is lamer than a dad joke

Person 1: Let's play wii!
Person 2: There's no wii... only we......
Person 1: Nope, LOL. That's such a mikee joke omg.

Mikee Joke by princessmeowicka April 14, 2014

Mikeism 

The act of creating a word in casual conversation for the purpose of communication when the TRUE word is not known. This is usually done by accident and the created word must sound similar to the real word. Example real word: to WHITTLE a piece of wood. mikeism: to WINDLE a piece of wood. A true MIKEISM, when called out or corrected, will be staunchly defended, usually ending with the person correcting the word leaving the conversation doubting their own understanding of the English language

In the staff meeting today, Mike apprived (approved) the media budget for the client. You got that word wrong, man, you need to check your mikeism before sending that email to the vendor .

Mikeism by SouthCo October 30, 2018

Mike Shea 

The type of guy who shows up to a party uninvited and has suspicions about literally everyone. Sometimes a mike Shea could pull through but in a very low key way. Most of the time he is just a guy who likes to get people bopped and is a real titty ass nigga

Robie: “Yo, I’m gonna show up to the party tonight with some of my boys, is that straight?”
Matt: “ Don’t be a Mike Shea and kinch out”

Mike Shea by Wonderboy1256 April 27, 2019

Mike Vitar 

A hot, sexy, beautiful man who is best known as Benny Rodriguez in “the sandlot” and Luis Mendoza in “the mighty ducks” who is often thought (by blind ass bitches) as “ugly” but no even tho the is 42 with 3 kids and an ugly ass wife he still could get it.

Friend 1: hey bro yk Mike Vitar

Friend 2: *creams*

Mike Vitar by Kylie Rodriguez November 24, 2021

P Mike 

The legend of P Mike is one shrouded in mystery. He himself, is a modern mystery, a rubix cube of sorts. Even his name is a mystery as no one is 100% sure what the P stands for. Local folklore give meanings to the "P" in P Mike as Pretty, Pastor, Pimp, PM for the darkest Mike they know, some say the P is whatever you want it to be...

Why do they call you P Mike?

Yo, where is P Mike?

P Mike...where have you been?

P Mike by Siri.1 October 4, 2012

for the love of mike 

A general exclamation, meaning "Good Grief!" Similar to "For Pete's sake!" and "For pity's sake!"

For the love of Mike, that's some great corned beef and cabbage!

for the love of mike by hakon01 September 4, 2016

Who’s in mike’s mouth

A game played while camping when your propane lantern runs out and your campsite or area is pitch black and the youngest guy is “mike” and he has to try to guess who’s in his mouth.

“Mike”: let’s play who’s in my mouth

Everyone:wait what?!
That’s how the game who’s in Mike’s mouth starts

Who’s in mike’s mouth by It’s the lesbians, run! September 7, 2020